Master Liu,
Young bandits are threatening the peace of our community. They steal from our shops and they are frightening to the old people. However, when we approach to confront them, their daring monk leap is unstoppable, and we risk death by pious mantis in viper’s shadow. How should we proceed?
Master Liu writes:
It sounds like your kung fu is not academic. Monkey stumbles on rooster’s armour is your most effective feint, and 10,000 fists of eagle strike will eradicate the stubbornest of bandits.

Master Liu,
My father cast evil sorcery when I was a child and I am since haunted by the ghosts of shaolin past. I cannot sleep at night for their thundering blade technique is unkind. Can this be resolved?
Master Liu writes:
Penitence must be paid for the crimes of the father. You must carry his bones in a box of tiger jade through the temple of shaolin. Speak gently to the spirits or risk mighty vengeance via the 13 forms of screaming crane manoeuvre, from which your heart will explode.

Master Liu,
When my aunt is practising lotus justice, I can no longer form my amazing gecko fist and my imperial serpent nerve pinch is held in low esteem. What do you recommend?
Master Liu writes:
Your aunt should not perform in your presence as she is undermining to your kung fu. Speak to her respectfully, and, if she must still exercise her technique, instruct her to conduct her method in a neighbouring province.

Master Liu cannot respond to queries individually.