What’s the first thing you do in the morning?

a) Throw groupies out of hotel room
b) Throw groupies out of hotel window
c) Throw groupies out the hotel window and crowd-surf their twitching bodies
d) Tai chi

What do you have for breakfast?

a) Nothing
b) Jack Daniels
c) Tattoos
d) Coco-pops

What do you smoke?

a) Marlboro reds
b) Electric watercress
c) Paparazzi
d) Salmon

What do you watch on the tourbus?

a) Japanese horror
b) Cheap local smut
c) Public executions
d) Anything by Truffaut

Who is your main influence?

a) Megadeth
b) Alien Sex Fiend
c) Cannibal Corpse
d) Def Leppard

How do you celebrate your latest picture-disc going platinum?

a) Kristal
b) Fresh bong
c) Crystal meth
d) Ready Steady Cook

How did you score?

Mostly As: Plastic fantastic: You give rock a bad name.

Mostly Bs: Also-ran: You need to rock the boat harder.

Mostly Cs: I wanna rock with you: Your attitude goes up to 11.

Mostly Ds: Are you James Blunt?