With four Billboard number ones and a multi-platinum debut album, she’s the hottest chick in RnB right now! Let’s get down and dirty with Tiara!

As an ambassador for new black music, do you prefer drum or bass?

Do you mean, like, jungle?

No. Drum or bass?

Umm… Well a song’s got to have a good beat, I guess … the drums?

How about shucking and jiving? Where do you stand?

I’m not sure I’ve ever shucked – how do you do it? Oh. Eww. Jiving, I guess.

Do you prefer Eskimos or igloos?

Is that really the preferred nomenclature? I mean, well, I like ice. Urban music isn’t really that big in Alaska, but I love all my fans. I’m sure you’re supposed to say Inuits, or something, though. Can we get back to my music? You know, I’ve got shelves of awards for my vocals, it’s a pretty special talent I have. Kinda unique. A gift. Shall we talk about my voice?

Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?

Can you ask me about songs?

Would you rather touch me in the morning or keep me hanging on?

My songs!

Umm … Do you prefer singing long songs … or wide ones?

Can you name any of my songs?

I liked that one featuring Missy Elliott...

The one featuring Missy Elliott?

Sure. It was great. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?

I’ve never worked with Missy Elliott.

Did I say Missy Elliott? Sorry, I meant Sean Paul. Do you prefer the galley or poop deck?

Did you even read the PR notes?

Four Billboard number ones and a multi-platinum debut album – it says it right here! Well done you! Do you prefer nunchucks or throwing stars?

Are you going to ask me something serious or what?

Would you rather be covered in treacle and stung to death by bees or coated in honey and eaten by bears?

Perhaps we should end this interview right now. Would you prefer my knee in your groin or my pepper spray in your eyes?